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All the recently opened Steampunk Saloon on West Sixth Street was looking for when it posted a recruiting event on Facebook was “extraordinary individuals to join our team.” Instead what it got was a rib to the corset by way of hundreds of comments poking fun at the establishment and its bronze-and-brown-clad following. Here’s the original posting although, as many users have pointed out, the bar has deleted many of the original comments. Take a moment to rejoice in a modern technology — screen grabbing — and check out some of the post’s best comments below.
The posting, and the Steampunk Saloon in general, raised many a question. Most importantly:
The scoundrels of Austin need to know! One user created a helpful poll. Or just a poll.
Steampunk is a subgenre of science fiction and Victorian-era alternate history that re-imagines modern technologies and designs if they were heavily influenced by 19th century industrial steam powered machinery. It is not “egg.”
Other questions users needed answered?
In these users’ defense the post does encourage questions. After confusions were cleared up …
Some users (many of whom can be assumed new to the world of steampunk) got behind the idea of an event at the Steampunk Saloon and planned on attending.
As the comment thread grew and continued to rack up jesting comments, some users spoke out in defense of the steampunk movement, although it became increasingly less obvious who was kidding and who was punking.
Steampunk Saloon’s post had us wondering: Can’t we meet halfway and share a beer to celebrate either the brilliance or absurdity of the steampunk movement? Goggles optional?
See you there. The American west in the 19th century, that is.
If you’ve gotten anywhere near Twitter on Thursday, you’ve seen that it’s #SquirrelAppreciationDay, according to the shadowy cabal that determines such Internet-only holidays. (According to Animal Planet, the day is said to have been started way back in 2001 by wildlife rehabilitator Christy Hargrove of the Western North Carolina Nature Center.)
We can think of no better way to observe this most auspicious of days than by honoring Austin’s own bushy-tailed icon, the “albino” squirrel. According to a 2014 American-Statesman report (as well as the common knowledge of any local college student), the pale rodents have been spoken of as legends at the University of Texas for quite some time, “considered good luck charms for stressed students.”
“The legend on campus was that if you saw the albino squirrel on the way to a test that you would get an A on your test,” said Tim Taliaferro, editor-in-chief of Alcalde, the alumni magazine. (While Taliaferro acknowledges that the adored squirrels are not truly albino, many at UT still refer to them that way.)
That’s right: Some squirrels lacking pigment do exist in nature, but the rodents seen around Central Austin are more likely just blond.
As anyone on the Forty Acres can tell you, trying to scope one of the critters is a must-do before a big exam. That is, if you can find one.
Taliaferro said these squirrels have regular places on campus where they like to hang out, including by the Harry Ransom Center and the East Mall.
“Our understanding is that there are little families of them,” he said.
Before you go out looking for your own streak of fair-colored fortune, prep your defense against the animals’ agility by watching this squirrel course.
To paraphrase Harper Lee: It’s a sin to gouge the price of delicious smoked meats. That seems to be the belief of Texas convenience store juggernaut Buc-ee’s, who is suing its brisket supplier for price increases costing the store $550,000 according to the San Antonio Express-News.
The chain, touted as one of the nation’s best gas stations in the past, is more than a roadside fill-‘er-up of course — it’s a sprawling megastore offering kolaches, souvenirs, snacks, notoriously clean bathrooms and delicious yet woefully named “beaver nuggets.” The Lake Jackson-based company filed a lawsuit against Sadler’s Smokehouse in Brazoria Country earlier this month, the Express-News reports:
“The two companies made an agreement in 2013 on how they’d buy and price select smoked brisket, according to the lawsuit, which included a copy of the pact. The deal included a provision that the price could not change unless Sadler’s sent a written notice to Buc-ee’s if it had a ‘significant change in circumstances’ such as higher freight costs, according to the lawsuit.”
According to the report, the Buc-ee’s lawsuit states that the chain never received such a notice, resulting in the current beef over unanticipated price increases. Think about that the next time you bite into a barbecue sandwich on the highway between here in San Antonio.
If you’re from Texas, you’ve likely sought refuge, refueling or refreshment in a Buc-ee’s at some point. As American-Statesman columnist Ken Herman wrote in 2012, “If you haven’t been to a Buc-ee’s your life is hollow and incomplete.”
Oh, and the cleanest bathrooms thing? That’s, like, an actual award that the company won, apparently.
College students, do student loans have you feeling down? Got a full course load but no time to get a job that requires a W-4? Predisposed toward an intergenerational relationship dynamic? Heartbroken when Netflix stopped streaming “Harold and Maude”?
OK, we’ll get to the point. According to a new list, Central Texas is one of the hottest places to matriculate, providing you have a laissez-faire definition of “work your way through college.”
The self-professed “world’s largest sugar daddy dating site,” Seeking Arrangement, touts the type of “sugar daddy”/”sugar baby” relationship it facilitates as “an alternative method of financial aid.” According to a news release, 1.9 million college students use the site.
While New York University tops the site’s list of “Fastest Growing Sugar Baby Schools” with 225 new sign-ups in 2015, the Austin area put up a strong, slightly unsettling showing. The University of Texas at Austin ranks third, with 163 new Mays seeking a December benefactor. Texas State University, meanwhile, came in at No. 6, with 138 students looking for a Donald to their Melania.
In 2014, Texas State cracked the top ten of Seeking Arrangement’s list of schools with the most members.
And now you know.