Political witchhunt: Magicians are gathering to cast a spell on Trump

Even magicians are getting political these days. Across the world, “magical groups” are organizing to cast a mass spell on President Donald Trump every waning crescent moon starting Friday until — they’re hoping — he is removed from office, according to ExtraNewsfeed.

U.S. President Donald Trump speaks during a listening session on domestic and international human trafficking in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on February 23, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Oliver Douliery/Pool-Getty Images)

U.S. President Donald Trump speaks during a listening session on domestic and international human trafficking in the Roosevelt Room of the White House on February 23, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Oliver Douliery/Pool-Getty Images)

Of course, there’s also a Facebook event, too.

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The instructions suggest participants gather a small photo of Donald Trump, a tower tarot card, a “tiny stub of an orange candle,” a white candle, matches and other materials to enact the ritual.

To perform the spell, according to the document posted by ExtraNewsfeed, one simply needs to chant a song, light a picture of Trump on fire, and then visualize him “blowing apart into dust or ash.” For the more advanced: “Experienced magicians may perform an appropriate banishing ritual,” the blog advises. And anyone wanting to use the former “The Apprentice” host’s words against him can chant “You’re fired!” with “increasing vehemence.”

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The blog post concedes that Vice President Mike Pence may become president if the spell works its magic on Trump, but cheerfully notes that the spell will result in eased tension and cause a “self-exorcism” in the spellcaster.

(h/t Mic.com)

 

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