Now available on Craigslist in Austin: a free ghost

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Austin Craigslist.

A listing posted Thursday to the site’s “free stuff” board advertises a “Free Ghost” up for grabs in North Austin. It’s a fresh phantom, too. The wraith vendor writes that the ghost was captured July 28.

Stock photo

Stock photo

“Heard some strange noises coming from the garage while cooking dinner and decided to check it out,” the ad reads. “Noise sounded like chains clacking together.” One thing led to another, apparently, and the poltergeist was able to be bottled.

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The specter seller would prefer that any potential takers open the bottle “off of the property” after pickup. No delivery is available. Good news, if you care about the environment and eschew disposable apparition containers: “You can keep the bottle as well.”

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Read the full ad below.

Screenshot via Craigslist

Screenshot via Craigslist

RELATED: For sale: ‘Slightly haunted’ home

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