An Austin Cragislist ad posted just a few days ago reads: “Free cat to thick-skinned family or individual.” And as if that headline wasn’t already a bit strange, the rest of the ad hinted that the cat might possibly be a demon in disguise.
The cat named Ringo is up for grabs, though the ad says he doesn’t typically respond to that name. Whoever posted the ad even gives potential new owners some ideas on what to call him, including Lucifer and Diablo.
The ad also features a photo of the gray and white cat hissing at someone not pictured and another shot of him biting at a person’s hand. The ad says Ringo is the perfect cat for anyone who fits the following descriptions:
If you are looking for a companion that is a reflection of your cold dark heart.
If you hate people and are looking for a pet that shares your disdain for the human race.
If you can’t afford to go to the zoo but want to experience what it is like living in a lion’s cage.
If you are tired of being blamed for all the problems in your relationship and would like something to share the blame with.
If you are into are a glutton for punishment and enjoy sadomasochistic behavior i.e. being bitten, boxed and hissed at continuously.
If you want a constant reminder of your ex-lover that broke up with you via text message and then ignored your calls for months.
Whoever owns this cat just really wants him gone. Good luck to you if you choose to take this vicious kitty home.